"Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen."
"A man cannot be comfortable without his own approval."
"Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company."
"Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see."
"If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything."
"Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter."
"New Year's Day: Now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual."
"Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times."
"Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured."
“Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn’t do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines, sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover.”