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Groucho Marx

Groucho Marx
October 2, 1890 – August 19, 1977

Groucho Marx was an American comedian and film star. He was famous as a master of wit.

He has become one of the main characters in the Italian horror comics "Dylan Dog" feauturing the assistant of a paranormal investigator (Dylan Dog). This comics have been translated in several languages. Groucho always makes jokes that annoy Dylan and his clients. An example: "...once, I had a dog which could utter its own name. It was named Woof."




15 Feb

Marriage

"I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury."

Groucho Marx

"She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon."
Groucho Marx

"I must say, I find television very educational. The minute somebody turns it on, I go to the library and read a good book."
Groucho Marx

“I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today.
I can choose which it shall be.
Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn’t arrived yet.
I have just one day, today, and I’m going to be happy in it.”

Groucho Marx

“A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.”

Groucho Marx

 “I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn’t it.”

Groucho Marx

“Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough.”

Groucho Marx

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